Head on the Door

i like marmite, france, history and red pandas.

Read the Printed Word!


So apparently iCloud was hacked and pretty much every female celebrity’s nudes were leaked. I’d like to remind my followers not to post them, because they’re supposed to be private, and just because some asshole leaked them doesn’t mean you should make it worse by spreading them around.

(via fawnbabe)


that squirrel is a cunt though

(Source: dangervvank, via penis-hilton)

“maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better”

“maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better”

“maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better”

“maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better”

(Source: ptysis, via pussy-destroyer3000)


i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen

(via thebelugawhalediaries)